Welcome to our collection Adulta — where existential dread gets merch.
This shirt is for every grown-up who’s smiled through passive-aggressive meetings, cried in the car between errands, or silently screamed into their coffee. You’re not alone. We’re just all pretending really well.
Slap this on, wear it to work, brunch, therapy — or while screaming into the void from your laundry pile. It's comfortable, slightly chaotic, and weirdly empowering.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching enhances longevity. - Seamless construction reduces fabric waste. - Soft, garment-dyed fabric for added comfort. - Ethically made from 100% US-grown cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
